amemusicale:

All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:

• Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
• Chocolate makes it go down easier.
• Men in masks are not to be trusted.
• The word of a Spaniard is no good.
• You won’t get such an offer from the eels.
• Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.
• As you wish really means, I love you.
• Death cannot stop true love.
• If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.
• Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!